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#9329 Wings Over The Mountains of Life



Cold Turkey
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It was the day before Thanksgiving, Bobby Evans collapsed in a
Wal-Mart in Worcester Massachusetts. Other customers gathered
around and the first-aider was summoned.

It did not look good for Bobby, there was blood coming out of
his ear, his face looked white and he was unconscious.

The store manager dialed 911 and when the medical team arrived
the first thing they did was take off Bobby's hat, to
everyone's amazement inside was a partially frozen turkey.

What felled Bobby was the chill from turkey numbing his brain.
The blood came from the giblets which had melted and leaked
over his hair and down into his ear.

As it was Thanksgiving the manager took pity, and rather than
prosecuting the shop-lifter, gave him the partly thawed bird
and sent Bobby on his way. Two days later the manager got
letter from Bobby apologizing for his behavior and thanking the
manager for his action. Also inside the envelope was $15, the
price of his turkey.


May your stuffing be tasty
May your turkey plump,
May your potatoes and gravy
Have nary a lump.
May your yams be delicious
And your pies take the prize,
And may your Thanksgiving dinner
Stay off of your thighs!



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