MountainWings.com Issue # 1017
MountainWings - The Daily Inspirational E-Mail
Helping You Over The Mountains of Life
Reflections for the day:
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has
An optimist is a guy that has never had much experience.
Donald R. Perry Marquis
A pessimist is a guy that has had too many negatively viewed
An ounce of emotion is equal to a ton of facts.
An undefined problem has an infinite number of solutions.
Robert A. Humphrey
Laughs of the Day: Getting Old
A man has reached middle age when he is cautioned to slow down by his
doctor instead of by the police.
Don't worry about avoiding temptation.
As you grow older, it will avoid you.
You're getting old when "getting lucky" means you find your car in the
You're getting old when you're sitting in a rocker, and you can't get it
You're getting old when you don't care where your spouse goes, just as
long as you don't have to go along.
Middle age is when work is a lot less fun - and fun a lot more work.
Statistics show that at the age of seventy, there are five women to every
man. Isn't that the dog-gonest time for a guy to get those odds?
Middle age is when it takes longer to rest than to get tired.
By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go
Middle age is when you have stopped growing at both ends, and have
begun to grow in the middle.
Middle age is having a choice of two temptations and choosing the one
that will get you home earlier.
You know you're into middle age when you realize that caution is the
only thing you care to exercise.
You're getting old when you wake up with that morning-after feeling,
and you didn't do anything the night before.
It's hard to be nostalgic when you can't remember anything.
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