MountainWings - The Daily Inspirational E-Mail
#1022 Wings Over The Mountains of Life
Have you ever wondered why you don't see baby pigeons?
Have you ever wondered why pigeons spend so much time walking
when they could be flying?
Some of US spend so much time walking when we could be flying.
This is why you don't see Baby pigeons -
First of all, unlike other birds, pigeons hide their nests.
When they emerged in Asia, pigeons were cliff-dwellers. Now
they build their messy nests of sticks inside the guts of
bridges, or atop tall buildings, or on top of your air
Also, pigeons are very protective and babying parents. They lay
only two eggs at a time, and spoil those babies shamefully. By
the time they leave the nest, the babies are almost the same
size as their parents.
That's why you don't see baby pigeons.
The parents spoil the kids by keeping them sheltered and inside
away from the world until they are almost grown.
Is it any wonder why they fly as little as possible?
Think about that the next time you see a pigeon,
a big one walking.
A MountainWings Original
Laugh of the Day:
Talk about low self esteem and walking instead of flying.
Below is an example of low walking and thinking from the
King of low walking and thinking:
Classic Rodney Dangerfield lines:
I was so poor growing up, that if I hadn't been a boy, I'd have
had nothing to play with!
A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, there's
nobody home." I went right over... and nobody was home!
If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all!
During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me.
Just the other night she called me from a hotel!
One day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging
naked. I asked him, "Hey buddy, why are you doing that?" He
said, "because you came home early."
It's been a rough day.
I got up this morning, put on a shirt and a button fell off.
I picked up my briefcase and the handle came off.
I'm afraid to go to the bathroom.
I was such an ugly kid that when I played in the sandbox the cat
kept covering me up.
I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a
radio and a toaster!
I was such an ugly baby, my mother never breast-fed me. She told
me that she only liked me as a friend.
I'm so ugly, my dad carries around the picture of the kid that
came with his wallet.
I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my
finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.
I went to see my doctor. "Doctor, every morning when I get up
and look in the mirror and I feel like throwing up. What's
wrong with me?" He said, "I don't know but your eyesight is
Thank you for inviting MountainWings in your mailbox.
See you tomorrow.
Help friends with their mountains in life.
Refer them to MountainWings.com or simply click
the "Forward" button to send this issue to a friend.
To rate this issue, submit a quote, joke or
inspirational story to MountainWings.com,
or to stop your free subscription,
simply click www.MountainWings.com