#1036 Fast Fishing
A woman is in bed with her lover who happens to be her husband's
Afterwards, while they're just laying there, the phone rings.
Since it is the woman's house, she picks up the receiver.
Her lover looks at her and listens,
only hearing her side of the conversation ...
(She is speaking in a cheery voice) "Hello? Oh, hi. I'm so
glad that you called.
Really? That's wonderful. I am so happy for you. That sounds
Thanks. Okay. Bye."
She hangs up the telephone, and her lover asks, "Who was that?"
"Oh," she replies," that was my husband telling me all about the
wonderful time he's having with you on his fishing trip."
A funny story but rooted in truth. Mistrust breeds mistrust.
The seeds that you plant, will produce fruit.
Sex (or lack of it) is the #2 cause of divorce,
even in the church. Money is #1.
Here's another good one. . .
A man was driving home late one afternoon above the speed limit.
He noticed a police car with its red lights in his rearview
mirror. He thought, "I can outrun this guy," so he floored it
and the race was on.
The cars were racing down the highway at 90 miles an hour.
Finally, as his speedometer passed 100, the guy figured, "What
the heck," and gave up. He pulled over to the curb. The police
officer got out of his cruiser and approached the car.
He leaned down and said, "Listen mister, you had better have a
real good excuse why you tried to run from a police officer."
The man thought for a moment and said,
"Three weeks ago, my wife ran off with a police officer.
When I saw your cruiser in my rearview mirror,
I thought you were that officer and you were trying to give her
back to me!"
The officer let him go.
Although jokes, the above issues are no laughing matter.
Fidelity and stability are very important aspects of our
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