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#3246           Wings Over The Mountains of Life

The Twenty and The One

There was this $20 dollar bill and a $1 dollar bill on the
conveyor belt at the downtown Federal Reserve Building.

As they were lying there side by side the $1 dollar bill said
to the $20 dollar bill, "Hey mannnnnn, where have you been.
I haven't seen you in a long time ?"

The $20 dollar bill replied, "Man I have been having a ball!
I been traveling to distant countries, going to the finest
restaurants, to the biggest and best casinos, numerous
boutiques, the mall uptown, the mall downtown, the mall across
town and even a mall that I just newly built.

"In fact, just this week I've been to Europe, a professional NBA
game, Rodeo Drive, the all-day retreat spa, the top-notch hair
salon and the new casino!  I have done it all!!!"

After describing his great travels, the $20 dollar bill asked
the $1 dollar bill,

"What about you?  Where have you been?"

The $1 dollar replied, "Well, I've been to the Baptist church,
the Methodist church, the Presbyterian church, the Episcopalian
church, the Church of God in Christ, the Catholic church, the
Mormon church, the church of the Latter Day Saints, the A.M.E.
church, the Disciple of Christ church, the..."

shouted the $20 dollar bill to the $1 dollar bill.

"What's a church?"

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