MountainWings.com Issue # 1019

MountainWings - The Daily Inspirational E-Mail

Helping You Over The Mountains of Life

Sometimes saying it short is best.

From the TV to the radio we have constant talk but is much really being said?

If you think back on your life, the really important things were one or two sentences.

“You did a great job!” is better than a whole volume of words talking about the job.

The average person watches over 5 hours of TV daily.

Listens to the radio in the car.

Is exposed to an average of 2,000 ads per day.

Etc…

The average man spends less than 5 minutes per day focused on his kids.

Were are getting too verbose:

** Pythagorean theorem: ............................. 24 words.

** Lord's prayer: ................................... 66 words.

** Archimedes' Principle: ........................... 67 words.

** 10 Commandments: ................................. 179 words.

** Gettysburg address: .............................. 286 words.

** Declaration of Independence: ..................... 1,300 words.

** US Government regulations on the sale of cabbage: . 26,911 words.

Laugh for the Day: Verbose Politically Correct Expressions

vertically challenged - short

horizontally gifted - fat

horizontally challenged - thin

chronologically gifted - old

intellectually impaired - stupid

living impaired - dead

romantically challenged - alone

differently-brained - stupid

follically independent - bald

musically delayed - tone deaf

genetically discriminating - racist

codependent - finger-pointer

in recovery - drunk/junkie

in denial - unaware that forgetting something obviously proves it happened

economically disadvantaged - welfare bum

target equity group - vocal minority

sanitation engineer - garbage man

people of height - too tall

gravitationally challenged - fat

other-aged - too old/young (dual purpose)

environmentally correct human - dead

humor-challenged - Nit-picklike

motivationally challenged - lazy

outdoor urban dwellers - homeless

monetarily challenged - poor

facially challenged - ugly

visually challenged - blind

nasally gifted - runny nose

verbally challenged - mute, dumb

erectionally challenged - impotent

maintenance hole - manhole

socially challenged - geek, nerd

cyclically challenged - having PMS

financially inept - poor

osmotically challenged - thirsty

aquatically challenged - drowning

nasally gifted - large nose

nasally disadvantaged - really BIG nose

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