#1180  Love 2.0

Tech Support: Yes ma'am, how can I help you?

Customer: Well, after much consideration, I've decided to 
install Love. Can you guide me through the process?

Tech Support: Yes I can help you. Are you ready to proceed?

Customer: Well, I'm not very technical, but I think I'm ready. 
What do I do first?

Tech Support: The first step is to open your heart. 
Have you located your heart ma'am?

Customer: Yes, but there are several other programs running now. 
Is it okay to install Love while they are running?

Tech Support: What programs are running ma'am?

Customer: Let's see, I have past-hurt, low self-esteem, grudge, 
and resentment running right now.

Tech Support: No problem, Love will gradually erase past-hurt 
from your current operating system. It may remain in your 
permanent memory, but it will no longer disrupt other programs. 
Love will eventually override low self-esteem with a module of 
it's own called high self-esteem. However, you have to 
completely turn off grudge and resentment. Those programs 
prevent Love from being properly installed. Can you turn those 
off ma'am?

Customer: I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me 

Tech Support: With pleasure. Go to your start menu and invoke 
forgiveness. Do this as many times as necessary until grudge 
and forgiveness have completely erased.

Customer: Okay done, Love has started installing itself. 
Is that normal?

Tech Support: Yes, but remember that you have only the base 
program. You need to begin connecting to other hearts in order 
to get the upgrades.

Customer: Oops! I have an error message already. 
It says, "error-program not run on external components." 
What should I do?

Tech Support: Don't worry ma'am, It means the Love program is 
set-up to run on internal hearts but has not yet been run on 
your heart. In non-technical terms, it means you have to Love 
yourself before you can Love others.

Customer: So what should I do?

Tech Support: Can you pull down self-acceptance; then click on 
the following files: Forgive-self; Realize your worth; 
Acknowledge your limitations.

Customer: OK, done.

Tech Support: Now copy them to the "My Heart" directory. 
The system will overwrite any conflicting files and begin 
patching faulty programming. Also, you need to delete verbose 
self-criticism from all directories and empty your recycle bin 
to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back.

Customer: Got it. Hey!!! My Heart is filling up with new 
files. Smile is playing on my monitor and Peace and Contentment 
are copying themselves all over My Heart. Is this normal?

Tech Support: Sometimes. For others it takes a while, but 
eventually everything gets downloaded at the proper time. 
So Love is installed and running. 
One more thing before we hang-up. 
Love is Freeware. Be sure to give it and it's various modules 
to everyone you meet. They will in turn share it with others and 
return some cool modules back to you.

Customer: I promise to do just that. 
By the way, what's your name?

Tech Support: Just call me the Divine Cardiologist, also known 
as the Great Physician, or just "I AM." Most people feel all 
they need is an annual checkup to stay heart-healthy; but the 
manufacturer (ME) suggests a daily maintenance schedule for 
maximum Love efficiency. KEEP IN TOUCH!

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